*not hot enough*
*turn shower know 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
"Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses."
DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE OF THE REALIZATION THAT SINCE MERLIN WAS ALWAYS BEGGING FOR A DAY OFF AND ARTHUR NEVER GAVE HIM ONE, THAT MEANS MERLIN AND ARTHUR SPENT EVERY SINGLE DAY TOGETHER. IN TEN YEARS, THEY NEVER SPENT A SINGLE DAY APART. unless one of them was off almost getting killed. but besides that NOT. A. SINGLE. DAY.
But then Merlin spent 547,875 days and counting without Arthur